14th August – Meeting Mayhem

Tonight’s committee meeting was as lively as ever. FBW sat at the head of the table like a General, glasses gleaming, and immediately reminded everyone to stick to the agenda.

We managed exactly six minutes before the debate veered into whether cake counts as “garden produce.” The argument became so heated that someone nearly dropped a biscuit in the teapot.

Maureen leaned over and whispered she’d already baked brownies, so she was voting “yes.” We eventually passed a motion declaring all cakes acceptable, provided they were “homemade and edible.”

It was the first time I’ve seen Stanley smile all week.