A Cake Baked Without Reading The Recipe
I sprang from bed, all bold and brash,Spilled coffee on my workday sash.The bus drove off—my toast took flight,The cat threw up with sheer delight. My meeting link would not behave,I smiled and waved… to the microwave.Typed “due next week,” it read “adieu”—Now half my team thinks that I’m through. At lunch, I bit a…